Life is a Dumpsterfire

Your things don't have to be.

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What is a more classic way to ponder a Dumpsterfire than with... 

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Tough and classically cool, handmade leather goods stand up to the tough... 

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Life in the Dumpsterfire is no walk in the park. Put your... 

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What is a Dumpsterfire Haberdashery?

Well a Dumpsterfire is pretty self explanitory, a dumpster on fire, a bonfire of rubbish, refuse ablaze. A Haberashey is essentially a men's boutique, dealing in every day accessories and leathergoods. And seeing as the world seems to be a raging Dumpsterfire these days its about damn time you are equipped to handle it.

  • Fighting the blaze

    Rule number one to fighting againse a Dumpsterfire is Don't Feed the Fire. It's high time to move past buying cheap mass produced shit from the Megacorps. Thats why everything here is organic, grassfed, non-gmo, free range, antiboitic free . . . HA! That doesn't matter when the fire is licking at your heels! This stuff is made by hand, sharp and tough. Anytime. Anywhere.

  • Containing the Blaze

    Rule two of Dumpsterfire management is stopping the spread. One stop shops are like an alley full of Dumpsterfires, lots of it but not much of it good. Thats where the goods you find here will help with that. You wont find everything you need, but what you do find will do its job time and time again

  • Confronting the Blaze

    Rule three is being prepared to step into the fire itself, Dumpsterfire Haberdashery strives to provide the classic, handmade durability that will be with you no matter what inferno life puts in your way, Goods that are a buy once cry once, repairable in nature, and will be en vogue next year and next decade. And you can take pride in the fact that, in being hand crafted, every product is truly unique.

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