Why hello There! I'm Sam, the owner of this fine establishment, and I have always been of the mindset that if you can't find what you need, make what you need! That is exactly what Dumpsterfire Haberdashery is all about. Everything here is designed, developed, and made by me, by hand. I use the things I sell too! As I write this I have one of my wallets in my pocket, my pipe clenched in my teeth and Dumpsterfire Haberdashery Beard Balm in my beard. I trust and enjoy using products that I make and I would be honored and overjoyed if you do as well.